It Is Safest To Shut Up And

In America, It Is Sport That Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

Happiness Is A Small And Unworthy Goal For Something As Big And Fancy As A Whole Lifetime, And Should Be Taken In Small Doses.

Skinny Women Don't Enjoy Being Told They're Skinny Nowadays. They Enjoy Telling You How They Got That Way, As Though Starvation Were An Achievement.

While It Is Very Sturdy Of Comfortable Men To Point Out That Life Is Unfair, The People It Is Unfair To Are Not Apt To Be Morally Or Philosophically Elevated By The Announcement. If You Are Going To Preach That Unfairness Is Inescapable For Some, Good Sense Suggests That You Also Accept The Inevitability Of Beastly Behavior By People Who Have To Carry The Burden.

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.