It Was Clear Soon After His Election

Skins Tanned To The Consistency Of Well-traveled Alligator Suitcases.

You Can Always Tell Folks From Nonfolks. Folks Like To Feel Good, Like To Smile For The Camera When There's A Big Photo Opportunity For A Really Good Cause.

Industrial-strength Foolishness Sets In-in Males, At Least-at About The Age Of 18. This Is Why The Military Prefers Males In The 18-to-25-year-old Range When There's Combat To Be Done.

We Honor Ambition, We Reward Greed, We Celebrate Materialism, We Worship Acquisitiveness, We Commercialize Art, We Cherish Success And Then We Bark At The Young About The Gentle Arts Of The Spirit. The Kids Know That If We Really Valued Learning, We Would Pay Our Teachers What We Pay Our Lawyers And Stockbrokers. If We Valued Art, We Would Not Measure It By Its Capacity To Produce Profits. If We Regarded Literature As Important, We Would Remove It From The Celebrity Sweepstakes And Spend A Little Money On Our Libraries.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.