It Is Not Crazy To Think That

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.

A War Is Going To Destroy Our Economy Even Further. It's Going To Be A Threefold Humanitarian Disaster.

I Don't Think That The Administration Is Being Particularly Honest With The American People About What This Is Going To Cost In Life And In Dollars, What The Dangers Are, Retaliatory Strikes, Once It Happens. This Is Not A War That Needs To Happen Immediately, If Ever.

There's Nothing Wrong With The Word Conspiracy. It Just Means 'to Breathe Together.'

There's No Reason To Be Doing Comedy During The Day In A Hot Tent. I Don't Know Why Anyone Thinks It's A Good Idea, But Festival After Festival Keeps Doing It. I Did See Some Of The Other Comedians Struggling.