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I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Comics Competing Against Each Other.

If The Audience Is Responding Very Well To Comedians That Are Hacks, And I Don't Do Well, I Don't Feel As Bad, Because I Feel Like Their Taste Is Different Than Mine. They're Laughing At Somebody I Would Never Laugh At, So That Makes It Okay, Because Obviously Our Tastes Are Not In The Same Place. And Comedy Is Subjective, So I Feel Like Maybe The Failure Wasn't All Mine. I Don't Think They Ever Would Have Really Enjoyed Me. So Sometimes That's A Little Easier, But Not Much.

The First Tea Party Protest Was Scheduled For Inauguration Day. So What Were They Upset About? Which Part Of The Job He Was Doing Before He Even Did It Were They Upset About? Secondly, If They Claim To Be Upset With Government Corruption, Government Takeover, Crazy Spending, Where Were They From 2000 To 2008? Right? And Why Weren't They Protesting The Stolen Elections?

But Let Me Ask You This Though, First And Foremost: Who's Your Favorite Spice Girl? Mine Is Sporty Spice And I'll Tell You Why. You Know What? She Might Not Be As Aesthetically Pleasant As The Rest But She'll Do A Backflip And Steal Your Heart.

I Can't Wait For The Next Fad Though, And I Predict It's Going To Be Pennsylvania Dutch Culture, Very Amish. It's Going To Be Bonnets And Butter Churns.