It Is Fun To Have Fun.

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

Be Grateful You’re Not In The Forest In France Where The Average Young Person Just Hasn’t A Chance To Escape From The Perilous Pants Eating Plants But Your Pants Are Safe, You’re A Fortunate Guy You Ought To Be Shouting How Lucky Am I

Today You Are You! That Is Truer Than True! There Is No One Alive Who Is You-er Than You!

Being Crazy Isn't Enough.

The News Just Came In From The County Of Keck That A Very Small Bug By The Name Of Van Vleck Is Yawning So Wide You Can Look Down His Neck. This May Not Seem Very Important, I Know, But It Is, So I'm Bothering Telling You So.