It Is A Good Thing That We

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.

When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandfather Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep. Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In His Car.

I Belong To No Organized Political Body. I Am A Democrat.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.