It Helps Me Chill Out And Focus.

I Think It's Very Hard To Be Naked In A Scene And Not Be Upstaged By Your Nipples.

One Night I Looked Down And My Rosary Beads Were Glowing. And I Realized That I Did Not Want To See The Blessed Virgin - I Was Terrified.

What Is Fabulous About Gay Marriage Is That It Redefines The Gender Designated Jobs, Then You Throw In Transgender And You Don't Just Have The Five Primary Colors Of The Crayons. We Have To Really Look At What It Means To Be A Man Or A Woman In A Much More Generous And Creative Way.

I Just Love The Fact That That's The Way Life Is. When Something Horrible Happens, You Do Find Yourself Laughing In Weird Places In The Midst Of Grief And Crying In The Supermarket When You See A Cereal That Somebody Used To Eat. There's Just No Way Of Guarding Yourself One Way Or Another. Everybody Grieves Differently, And There's No Right Or Wrong Way.

When I Tell People I'm A Comedian They Say, 'oh, Are You Funny?' I Say, 'no, It's Not That Kind Of Comedy.'