It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

But What's True About Comedians Is That We've All Got A Huge Hole In Our Personality. In A Room Of 3,000 People, We're The One Person Facing In The Opposite Direction - Yet We Have This Overwhelming Desire To Be Liked.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil. Rohypnol

When People Come Over To My House For Dinner, I Always Have A Vegetarian Option. They Can Make Do, Or They Can **** Off!