It Had Never Occurred To Us That

Sloths Move At The Speed Of Congressional Debate But With Greater Deliberation And Less Noise.

Whatever It Is That The Government Does, Sensible Americans Would Prefer That The Government Does It To Somebody Else. This Is The Idea Behind Foreign Policy.

I'm Here As A Radio Journalist But Am Not Even Sure Which Part Of A Tape Recorder Takes The Pictures.

I've Been A New Yorker For Ten Years, And The Only People Who Are Nice To Us Turn Out To Be Moonies.

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.