I Like To Take Things That Are

I Started Reading Hunter S. Thompson When I Was In College.

Then There Was Communism's Weak-tea Sister, Socialism. Socialists Maintained That We Shouldn't Take All The Money Away From All The People Since All The People Don't Have Money. We Should Take All The Money Away From Only The People Who Make Money. Then, When We Run Out Of That, We Could Take More Money From The People Who...hey, Wait! Where'd You People Go? What Do You Mean You're "tax Exiles In Monaco?"

Fashionably Amusing Table Manners Are A Matter Of Breaking The Right Rule At The Right Time.

Gossip Is What You Say About The Objects Of Flattery When They Aren't Present.

Smoking Crack Is A Way For People Who Couldn't Afford College To Study The Works Of Charles Darwin.