I'm A Political Conservative.

The Young Are Adept At Learning, But Even More Adept At Avoiding It.

There's A Lot Of Debate On This Subject - About What Kind Of Car Handles Best. Some Say A A Front-engined Car, Some Say A Rear-engined Car. I Say A Rented Car. Nothing Handles Better Than A Rented Car. You Can Go Faster, Turn Corners Sharper, And Put The Transmission Into Reverse While Going Forward At A Higher Rate Of Speed In A Rented Car Than In Any Other Kind.

Walt Is Dead. And, After A Couple Of Hours At Epcot, You'll Wish You Were, Too.

The Soviet Constitution Guarantees Everyone A Job. A Pretty Scary Idea, I'd Say.

Distracting A Politician From Governing Is Like Distracting A Bear From Eating Your Baby.