The Soviet Constitution Guarantees Everyone A Job.

A Fruit Is A Vegetable With Looks And Money. Plus, If You Let Fruit Rot, It Turns Into Wine, Something Brussel Sprouts Never Do.

Man Developed In Africa. He Has Not Continued To Do So There.

You Can Smoke Or Drink On A Golf Course Without Interrupting The Game, And You Can Take A Leak - Something You Can't Do On A Squash Court And Shouldn't Do In A Swimming Pool.

Harvard Has Been Almost As Important To The American Jewish Community As The Pork-sausage Industry.

Never Wear Anything That Panics The Cat.