It Dont Matter What Your Doin, Ust

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

An Ounce Of Image Is Worth A Pound Of Performance

It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With You; It's Who Wants To Sleep With You Again.

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.