It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. What

I'd Learned How To Lie And Manipulate From An Early Age So A Combination Of That, Desperation, Having To Have My Own Fridge And My Umbilical Cord Back... I Had To Go Out Into The World. Then Some Angel Somewhere Said: "have You Considered Going To Drama School?" And This Sounded Like The Solution To All Of My Problems.

My Father Came From An Intellectual And Studious Avenue As Opposed To A Brawler's Avenue. So I Had To Go Further Afield And I Brought All Kinds Of Unscrupulous Oiks Back Home - Earless, Toothless Vagabonds - To Teach Me The Arts Of The Old Bagarre.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.

I Spent My Entire Experience With Gary On Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Staring At Him And Not Returning Any Lines Because I Think He's God. The Second Time On The Dark Knight Rises I Was Playing God, So I Ignored Him. Kicked Him A Bit, That Kind Of Thing. Gary Oldman Is One Of My Heroes, I Did Nothing But Glean From Him.

Fame And Stuff Like That Is All Very Cool, But At The End Of The Day, We're All Human Beings. Although What I Do Is Incredibly Surreal And Fun And Amazing And I'm Really Grateful For It, I Don't Believe My Own Press Release, Do You Know What I Mean?