It Doesn't Matter Who You Are, Or

I Went To College, But I Learned To Write By Reading - And Writing.

Read A Lot. Write A Lot. Have Fun.

Chickens Have An Uncanny Sense Of Direction.

Writing And Telling Are Almost The Same, The Way I Do It.

Children Make Better Readers Than Adults. They Read As Carefully As I Write; Adults Read As A Means Of Getting Off To Sleep. I Get Letters Saying 'i Have Read Your Book Seventeen Times.' If You're An Adult Novelist And You Get That Letter, You Should Be Afraid. You're Being Stalked. Kids Always Read Them Seventeen Times!