It Costs A Lot Of Money To

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

I Think Everyone Should Be With Who They Love.

My Best Country Record Only Sold 200,000 Copies. I Didn't Have Enough Money For The Band And The Arrangements And The Costumes And All. I Had To Move Into Wider Fields.

I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.