It Costs A Lot Of Money To

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

The Magic Is Inside You. There Ain't No Crystal Ball

Sometimes If You Jump Into Something Too Quickly, You Can Screw Up Something That Might Have Been Good Two Years Down The Road.

[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:] If I Tried To Jog With These Boobs, I'd End Up With Two Black Eyes.

I Just Kind Of Wake Up With A New Idea And New Dreams Every Day, And I Follow That Dream, As They Say.