I Know It's Corny - But I

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.

I've Always Believed In My Talent. And I've Always Had More Guts Than Talent.

I Have Had Some Cosmetic Surgery, Especially After I Lost Weight And Stuff, And I've Had My Breasts Lifted - But Not Injected. That Would Scare Me To Death, Anyway.

My Songs Are Like My Children - I Expect Them To Support Me When I'm Old.

I Like To Buy Clothes That Are Two Sizes Too Small And Then Take Them In A Little.