It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.

Fans, Don't Fail To Miss Tomorrow's Game.

If You Can Do It, It Ain't Braggin'... It's A Matter Of Self-confidence. I Got Where I Did Because I Wasn't No Shrinking Violet.