It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!