Is There Anybody Hiding There In The

Gentlemen, You Can't Fight In Here! This Is The War Room.

To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.

Clouseau: Does Yer Dewg Bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends Down To Pet A Dachshund - It Snarls And Bites Him) I Thought You Said Yer Dewg Did Not Bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . Iz Not My Dog!