Is Forever Longer Than Always?

No, I Can't Do Rap Music...

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

Leave Something Good In Every Day.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'