Intuition Is Truly A Feminine Quality, But

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

The Very Women Who Object To The Morals Of A Notoriously Beautiful Actress, Grow Big With Pride When An Admirer Suggests Their Marked Resemblance To This Stage Beauty In Physique.

A Beautiful Woman Delights The Eye; A Wise Woman, The Understanding; A Pure One, The Soul.

That One Woman Is Capable Of Loving Another Is An Historical Truth; But Never Yet Lived One Who Could Not Listen To Her Own Praises At The Expense Of Her Adored Friend.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.