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Some Say His Droppings Have Been Found As Far North As York, And That He Has A Full Size Tattoo Of His Face, On His Face. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

Racing Cars Which Have Been Converted For Road Use Never Really Work. It's Like Making A Hard Core Adult Film, And Then Editing It So That It Can Be Shown In British Hotels. You'd Just End Up With A Sort Of Half Hour Close Up Of Some Bloke's Sweaty Face.

I'm Not Only In Touch With My Feminine Side, I'm In Touch With My Gay Side As Well.

My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

I'm Sorry, But Having An Aston Martin Db9 On The Drive And Not Driving It Is A Bit Like Having Keira Knightley In Your Bed And Sleeping On The Couch.