Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out.

If Your Boss Gets Drunk And Offers To Photocopy Her Posterior, Do Not Helpfully Suggest Pressing Reduce 75%.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Dilbert: Evolution Must Be True Because It Is A Logical Conclusion Of The Scientific Method. Dogbert: But Science Is Based On The Irrational Belief That Because We Cannot Perceive Reality All At Once, Things Called Time And Cause And Effect Exist. Dilbert: That's What I Was Taught And That's What I Believe. Dogbert: Sounds Cultish.