I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

As Network Administrator I Can Take Down The Network With One Keystroke. It's Just Like Being A Doctor But Without Getting Gooky Stuff On My Paws.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.