In Youth We Are Plagued By Desire;

I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really Sure Anyone's Listening; And I Phrase It Carefully, Just In Case He's Literary.

There's Something In Every Atheist, Itching To Believe, And Something In Every Believer, Itching To Doubt.

Money Is Much More Exciting Than Anything It Buys.

In The Theater, As In Life, We Prefer A Villain With A Sense Of Humor To A Hero Without One.

When "why Not Do It?" Barely Outweighs "why Do It?" — Don't Do It.