Your Children Vividly Remember Every Unkind Thing

Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

What You Can't Get Out Of, Get Into Wholeheartedly.

If The Second Marriage Really Succeeds, The First One Didn't Really Fail.

The Only Courage That Matters Is The Kind That Gets You From One Moment To The Next.