In The Republican Party, Crazy Is A

When You Hear A Lobby Called Partnership For A Drug-free America, Just Remember - They Do Not Want A Drug Free America. They Want An America Free Of Drugs That Are Their Competitors.

In Washington, The Air Quality Today Was Described As 'red.'...you Know What 'red' Is? It's Bad For Everyone. Not Just Old People, Sick People And Babies. When It's Just Bad For Old People, Sick People And Babies, That's Called A Republican Budget.

In This Country, A Smart Leader Is Suspect. That's Just The Way It Is. Even George Bush's Father, Who Was A Lot Smarter Than The Son, Had To Sort Of Prove That He Wasn't That Bright.

In The Republican Party, Crazy Is A Constituency.

When You Want To Make It Clear To The Rest Of The World That You Are Not An Imperialist, The Best Countries To Have With You Are Britain And Spain.