Now, I'm No Doctor, But I Am

Be Out Of The Mainstream. I'm Out Of The Mainstream. I Enjoy It, Who Wants To Be In The Mainstream?

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker Last Night Personally Rescued A Woman From A Burning Building. Or As Fox News Reported It, 'black Man Loots House, Steals White Woman.'

Only Cowards Push A Button From Thousands Of Miles Away, Or Tens Of Thousands Of Feet Up, To Kill People Who Can't Possibly Fight Back.