In Some Theoretical Way I Know That

I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting I Speak Untruths On The Radio.

Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can Tell Them.

I Seen A Pig So Big It’d Block Out The Sun.

But Sadly, One Of The Problems With Being On Public Radio Is That People Tend To Think You're Being Sincere All The Time.

For Me To Do A Story, Something Has To Happen To Someone. It's A Story In The Way You Learn What A Story Is In Third Grade, Where There Is A Person And Things Happen To Them And Then Something Big Happens And They Realize Something New.