I Seen A Pig So Big It’d

I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.

I'm Going To Go With Chihuahua, Just Because I Can't Think Of Anything More Frightening Than A Giant Chihuahua.

I Am Mostly A Pretty Worried Person. In Conversations, I Am Always Worried About What To Say.

One Reason I Do The Live Shows - And The Monthly Speeches At Public Radio Stations - Is To Remind Myself That People Hear The Show, That It Has An Audience, That It Exists In The World. It's So Easy To Forget That.

Not Enough Gets Said About The Importance Of Abandoning Crap.