I Seen A Pig So Big It’d

I Was A Chubby, Unathletic Kid And Conformed To Every Possible Stereotype You Could Imagine Of Someone Who Would End Up In Public Broadcasting.

I Dont Meet Many People Who Are Talking About Shows On Showtime.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

The Entire Culture Was Organized For People Who Are Happy. People Who Are Miserable Need Reassurance That Other People Are Miserable.

If You're Not Failing All The Time, You're Not Creating A Situation Where You Can Get Lucky.