In Real Life, People In The Most

Politics And Prostitution Have To Be The Only Jobs Where Inexperience Is Considered A Virtue.

Growing Up As A Girl Is Always Traumatizing, Especially When You Have The Deadly Combination Of Greasy Skin And Getting Your Boobs At Ten. But I Think It's Good To Grow Up That Way. It Builds Character.

Then She Took Out A Speculum The Size Of A Milk Shake Machine. Even Michelle Duggar Would Have Flinched At This Thing, But I Had Never Seen One Before.

It's Like Being A Little Kid Again, Parading Around In A Nightgown Tucked Into Your Underpants, Believing It Looks Terrific.

Finally The World Would See My Full Range Of Comedy Characters - From Grouchy Librarian To Russian Librarian.