At The Upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez

Photoshop Is Just Like Makeup. When It’s Done Well It Looks Great, And When It’s Overdone You Look Like A Crazy Asshole.

I Wrote A One-act Play - I Can't Remember The Name Of It, But It Was Really About The Way Women Are Perceived As Leaders. In The Play, Catherine The Great Would Say Things Like, "you Know, John F. Kennedy Had Extramarital Affairs And No One Says Anything. But I Bang One Horse And Now I'm A Horse Banger For All Eternity? That's It? That's What I Am?"

When Choosing Sexual Partners, Remember: Talent Is Not Sexually Transmittable.

Acting Is Really About Showing Up That Day And Telling The Writers What You Feel Like Saying.

A Combustion Engine Of Ambition And Disappointment.