At The Upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez

The Topic Of Working Moms Is A Tap-dance Recital In A Minefield.

I Want To Spend Time With Oprah And I Don't Know What I Need To Do To Make That Happen.

I Prefer The Retro Chic Of Spending Christmas Just Like Joseph And Mary Did - Traveling Arduously Back To The Place Of Your Birth To Be Counted, With No Guarantee Of A Bed When You Get There.

The Same Ten Minutes That Magazines Urge Me To Use For Sit-ups And Triceps Dips, I Used For Sobbing.

I Was Like, Oh, I Want To Sign Up For "catwoman," And Then Anne Hathaway Had Already Signed Up For It.