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The First Presidential Debate Was Down In Florida. Residents Spent All Day Putting Plywood On Their Televisions.

Hillary's Trying To Appear Downhome. Earlier Today She Was Sitting On The Front Porch Of A General Store Whittling A Pantsuit.

Hey, Guess Who's Gay? The Green Lantern From The Comic Books. Today Mitt Romney Knocked Him Down And Shaved His Head.

Number One Way Life Would Be Different If Dogs Ran The World: All Motorists Must Drive With Head Out Window.

Last Month Mitt Romney Raised $76 Million. He Found It In An Old Sport-coat Pocket.