In [my] Youth I Was Smacked Around.

I Do The Same Exercises I Did 50 Years Ago And They Still Work. I Eat The Same Food I Ate 50 Years Ago And It Still Works.

Well, You Know, I'm The Forever Optimist.

If I See A Girl With Big Tits, I'm Going To Stare And Stare. And I'm Going To Think In My Mind What I Am Going To Do With Her If I Would Have Her.

On The Way Up Here To The Podium, A Gentleman Came Up To Me And Said, "governor, You Are As Good A Politician As You Were An Actor." What A Cheap Shot.

I Knew I Was A Winner Back In The Late Sixties. I Knew I Was Destined For Great Things. People Will Say That Kind Of Thinking Is Totally Immodest. I Agree. Modesty Is Not A Word That Applies To Me In Any Way - I Hope It Never Will.