If I See A Girl With Big

My Kids Just Brought Home A Beautiful Pumpkin, But You Know What? I'm Going To Return It Because It's A Democratic Pumpkin. It Has The Orange Color Of John Kerry's Tan, And The Roundness Of Teddy Kennedy.

The Unique Thing About Bodybuilding Is That When I Compete It Is Just Me On A Stage Alone. There Is No Field, No Bat, No Ball, No Skis, No Skates. All Other Athletes Have To Use Equipment, Like A Football. But I Don't Use Anything In Competition Except Myself. It's Just Me Up There. Me Alone. No Coach. No Nothing.

People Are Always Making A Fuss Over My $15-20-million Salaries. Believe Me, The Amount Is Meaningless Once My Wife, Maria, Finds Out About It. She's Already Spent Half Of My Salary From Terminator 7!

There Are Bodybuilders Who Are Afraid Of Indulging In Sex Or Even Of Playing Other Sports For Fear Of Harming Their Bodies. I Think That's Silly. What's The Use Of Building Your Body If You Don't Use It?

Politically There Were Failures. And Also On The Personal Level, There Were Tremendous Failures.