In My Sex Fantasy, Nobody Ever Loves

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over. Enough About That. The Point Is That For A Long Time, The Fact That I Was Divorced Was The Most Important Thing About Me. And Now It's Not.

I'll Have What She's Having

I Have A Theory That Children Remember Two Things-when You Weren't There And When They Threw Up.

Working As A Journalist Is Exactly Like Being A Wallflower At An Orgy.

Food Became, For Dinner Parties In The Sixties, What Abstract Expressionism Had Been In The Fifties.