In Love, We Are Best Pleased When

A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.

The Only Two Tv Shows I Saw Do That, Where They Don't Warm Them Up And You Can Really Bomb, Was Saturday Night Live - And That's Why It Gets A Lot Of Heat, Too. Obviously It Gets Criticism Fairly, Too. But A Lot Of It Is Because Lorne [michaels] Lets The Audience Decide And Doesn't Force Them To Laugh.

Compared To Politics, I Think Sports Is Funnier, Because It's Inconsequential. And Politics Can Be Real Important And All That. The More Pointless Something Is, The Funnier It Is, You Know? And The More Grave Or Important Things Are... You Know, Some Comedians Can Get This Disease Where They Get Serious All The Time.

After Months Of Speculation, The Sitcom Star Ellen Degeneres Admitted That Yes, She's Gay. Inspired By Her Courage, Today, Diet-guru Richard Simmons Admitted That He Is Really, Really, Really, Really Gay.