In Love, We Are Best Pleased When

Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't Know How Many You Could Do.

All Kinds Of Violence On The Tv. You're Not Supposed To Watch Violence On The Tv. Children, They Can't Watch It 'cause They're Afraid Maybe The Kids Will Copy Something They See On The Tv. I Can't Even Get A Funny Cartoon Anymore Because Some 12-year-old Somewhere Watched A Particularly Violent Episode Of The Road Runner-coyote Show, And The Next Day, They Found Him At The Bottom Of A Canyon, Two Giant Springs Strapped To His Feet.

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

I Don't Care For Sex. I Find It An Embarrassing, Dull Exercise. I Prefer Sports, Where You Can Win.

A Lot Of Writers Come From Harvard And Such, And Are Rich, And They Write Under The Misapprehension That Poor People Are Stupid. So When They Do Write Them, They Are Hillbillies Or Rednecks Or Christian Idiots.