In Every Spoof I Make Real Love

Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You Just Look Around You.

I Started With [leo] Tolstoy And I Was Overwhelmed. Tolstoy Writes Like An Ocean, In Huge, Rolling Waves, And It Doesn't Look Like It Was Processed Through His Thinking. It Feels Very Natural. You Don't Question Whether Tolstoy's Right Or Wrong. His Philosophy Is Housed In Interrelating Characters, So It's Not Up For Grabs.

I've Always Loved Songwriting, And I Vowed To Be A Songwriter Like Cole Porter When I Was Only 9 Years Old.

But I Have Bad Taste With A Deep Fount Of Intellectuality.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.