Life Literally Abounds In Comedy If You

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.

Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.

I Was Adored [as A Kid]. I Was Always In The Air, Hurled Up And Kissed And Thrown In The Air Again. Until I Was Six, My Feet Didn't Touch The Ground. "look At Those Eyes! That Nose! Those Lips! That Tooth! Get That Child Away From Me, Quick! I'll Eat Him!" Giving That Up Was Very Difficult Later On In Life.

Do You Have A Dollar On You? I Hate To Answer Questions For Nothing.