Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

Disneyland Is Such A Big Thing To Californians, I Discovered That When You Cross The Border You Have To Raise Your Right Hand And Take An Oath That You Believe In Walt Disney.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

Looking Back, My Life So Far Seems Like One Long Obstacle Race, With Me As Its Chief Obstacle.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.