I'm Tired Of Pretending Like I'm Not

I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed Them To Something They're Never Otherwise Going To See In Their Boring, Normal Lives. And I Gave That To Them. I May Forget About Them Tomorrow, But They'll Live With That Memory For The Rest Of Their Lives. And That's A Gift, Man.

You’ve Read About The Goddesses, Come On. They’re An International Sensation. These Are My Girlfriends. These Are The Women That I Love That Have Completed The Three Parts Of My Heart.

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.