I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir

When My Sister And I Were Growing Up, She Was Made Out To Be The Goody-goody One.

I Have As Much Privacy As A Goldfish In A Bowl.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I Would Like It To Be Known That I Have Decided Not To Marry Group Capt. Peter Townsend. Mindful Of The Church's Teaching That Christian Marriage Is Indissoluble, And Conscious Of My Duty To The Commonwealth, I Have Resolved To Put These Considerations Before Any Others.

It Was While Princess Margaret Was Attending A High-society Party In New York That The Hostess Asked Her Politely How The Queen Was Keeping. "which One?" She Is Reported To Have Replied With Her Typically Razor-sharp Wit. "my Sister, My Mother Or My Husband?