I'm The Heir Apparent To The Heir

Disobedience Is My Joy!

My Children Are Not Royal; They Just Happen To Have The Queen For Their Aunt.

The Queen Is The Only Person Who Can Put On A Tiara With One Hand, While Walking Down Stairs.

I Have No Intention Of Telling People What I Have For Breakfast.

[on Public Events Attended By Royalty:] It Was The Usual 'zoo Tea.' You Know, We Eat - The Others Watch.