I'm The Happiest The Saddest Guy In

I Stopped Painting In 1990 At The Peak Of My Success Just To Deny People My Beautiful Paintings. And I Did It Out Of Spite.

I Am Available To All Women - All Women Who Can Afford Me, That Is.

I Don't Drink Any Coffee Or Take Any Drugs And I Don't Smoke Cigarettes And I Don't Eat Sugar And I Don't Take Any Medicine At All. I Eat A Lot Of Fish, Vegetables, And I Stay Away From Starches.

I Want To Thank Gus Van Sant For Selling Out So That I Could Use His Editor Curtis Clayton, Who Did A Great Job.

I Do Not Want My New Works To Be Generated In A Market Or Audience Of Any Kind.