I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

You Just Can't Imagine The Kind Of Guy He Was Without Seeing Him Play. He Was A Circus, A Play, A Movie, All Rolled Into One.

Only Triple I Ever Got.

If You Don't Throw It, They Can't Hit It.