I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio

It's Better To Be Lucky Than Good.

You Just Can't Imagine The Kind Of Guy He Was Without Seeing Him Play. He Was A Circus, A Play, A Movie, All Rolled Into One.

I Don't Want To Throw Him Nothing. Maybe He'll Just Get Tired Of Waiting And Leave.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.