I'm The Comedic Girl Next Door And

We Can Either Continue To Collectively Stand On The Sidelines And Debate What Is Causing Autism And If It Is An Epidemic Or We Can Get On The Field And Start Addressing The Real Problem - A Generation Of Children With Autism. We Are Not Focusing Enough On Prevention, Treatments And Support Services.

I Know Children Regress After Vaccination Because It Happened To My Own Son. Why Aren't There Any Tests Out There On The Safety Of How Vaccines Are Administered In The Real World, Six At A Time? Why Have Only Two Of The 36 Shots Our Kids Receive Been Looked At For Their Relationship To Autism?

I Didn't Have To Work Out Before 35 But Now I Have To.

All Those Girls Who Were Mean To Me[in High School], I Pay Them Back By Going Through The Drive-through Window And Asking For My Burger. That Feels Really Great.

I Guess Now That I Think Back, I Used To Play Priest And Be A Funny Priest. I Don't Know, I Grew Up In Such A Catholic Family That I Kind Of Liked To Test The Boundaries A Little Bit And I Think I Had Fun Watching My Mom Laugh.