I Didn't Have To Work Out Before

I Can't Even Begin To Tell You How Many Casting Couches I Was Attacked On. Not Just By Casting People, But By Stars. And When I Wouldn't Give Them My Number, They'd Say, "who The Hell Do You Think You Are? You Will Never Make It In This Town. I'll Make Sure Of It."

All Those Girls Who Were Mean To Me[in High School], I Pay Them Back By Going Through The Drive-through Window And Asking For My Burger. That Feels Really Great.

If You Ask 99.9 Percent Of Parents Who Have Children With Autism If We'd Rather Have The Measles Versus Autism, We'd Sign Up For The Measles.

I Figured Out Something Spiritual. Billboard This: 'life Is Supposed To Be Fun!'

People Don't See This Side Of Me. They Don't Know I Read, Like, 800 Million Spiritual Books. Lately I Am Just Really Getting Into A Lot Of Spirituality.