I'm The Candidate Who Forgot To Take

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To Separate Two Eggs, But It Doesn't Say How Far To Separate Them.

I Fully Realize That Every Promise I Make, The Republicans Will Double And The Democrats Will Redouble. They Think This Will Make Me Vulnerable, But They Don't Know I Have Some Tricks Up My Sleeve, Along With A Box Of Raisins To Munch On While I'm Waiting For The Returns To Come In.

Never Place A Period Where God Has Placed A Comma.

Cultivate Friendships. If You Don't Have Time To Cultivate All Of Them, Plow Under Every Fifth One And Collect Your Bonus.

You Kissed Me Like That When I Was A Blushing Bride ...? I Wonder What I Was Blushing About?