I'm The Audience's Representative On Earth.

You Get Paid The Same For A Bad Film As You Do For A Good One.

I Don't Like Getting Up Early In The Morning And Learning All That Stuff. I Work With Offers That I Can't Refuse.

I Don't Meet Stockbrokers Or Carpenters Or Coal Miners; I Spend All Day With Actors, Composers And Photographers.

To Be A Movie Star, You Have To Invent Yourself.

This Is Your Life, Larry. Learn To Enjoy What You've Got.