Ive Read An Awful Lot Of Books,

You're Never Too Old To Be Crazy.

I Never Listened To The People Who Said I Should Give It Up, Which Is The Main Advice I Got.

I Enjoy Making People Laugh. The Trick Is To Tell Them Jokes Against Yourself. If You Praise Yourself, Your Stories Aren't Funny.

To Me, Growing Old Is Great. It's The Very Best Thing - Considering The Alternative.

Anyone Can Write. But Comedy, You've Got To Do Some Writing. You Get One Comedy Script To Every 20 Dramas.