I'm Telling You, I Don't Like Cheaters.

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

When We Lose, I Eat. When We Win, I Eat. I Also Eat When We're Rained Out.

Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball And The Dodgers.

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.